OK I know we are not in the cell phone business, however, here is something I wrote when a friend said his is Techno – no – nothing.

Year 0 – Phone Technology years started

Year 1 – God created Satellite phones with big modems and even bigger antennas. We can talk away from home now.

Year 5  – God created beepers. Life was getting techie.

Year 10 – God created the brick cell phone. Life was getting better

Year 20 – God created small cell phones. Life was good

Year 25 – God created cell phone text messaging. Life is reversing.

Year 28 – Kids stop talking and started typing messages with thumbs. Life was getting frustrating.

Year 30 – Everybody stopped talking. Life was all thumbs.

Year 31 – Black market flourished for small finger transplants to press the keys to text message. Life was expensive sore little fingers.

Year 33 - Evolution took over and people no longer have mouths.  Life is silent.

Year 35 – Phones no longer dial nor have speakers.

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